^ Return from honeymoon, proceed directly to nearest theater showing Star Trek (I'd been dying to see it for weeks). Naturally, I had begged my bridesmaids to go see it with me the night before our wedding--I'll take Spock over a greasy Magic Mike look alike any day--but they convinced me that I needed to sleep. (And then we may or may not have had an impromptu YouTube-inspired burlesque dance party in my basement instead--sleep what??)
^ Needless to say, I was thrilled to discover that this was our neighborhood theater. The Art Deco! The arcs of overhead lights! There's a glorious chandelier in the lobby, too. And it's called Uptown, hello--this theater was made for me.
^ When presented with a table full of sushi, I obviously lack the self control necessary to pose for a photo before all food in sight is devoured.
^ Smile of a newlywed right there, my friends. Smile of a newlywed.